Think abt it...

Death is hereditary.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

Smoking is a dying art.

You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.

Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.